So I ran into my bible thumping mother yesturday while I was with my girlfriend. It was actually kind of funny. gf was on her best behavior but I was being mean in a very subtle way. Oh I was happy and answered all of her questions without being too offensive, but I kept mentioning things and places that I knew ummy would be uncomfortable with. I'm good at making people uncomfortable without being a complete jackass. Its called manners and mom taught me how to do it. Now I know next time I see her there will be the talk. It will probably include Jesus and small doses of guillt trip. There might be shouting or tears. ooh my life and family are soo fun.